Florida
I made it to Florida in one piece!
I had the worst plane ride in the history of my plane rides!
first off, being a father myself and knowing how kids are, there was this boy about 5 or 6 years old sitting behind me. the damn kid would not stop kicking my chair. me and his dad got into this huge ass arguement! then the stuartess pissed me off! i wanted to shank the bitch and i have never hit a girl in my life. but this trick was getting on my damn nerves. and when i got to Florida, the motherfuckers lost my bags. my uncle came down to get me and we got thrown out of the airport for inapropriate behavior and fowl language!
Then when i got to my grandparents house, my aunt would not stop bugging me about my daughter, brothers, dad, step mom, girlfriend….it gave me a headache and i wanted to shoot myself in the fucking head! but no worries, i’m going with my cousin because his bands lead singer dropped out today and they had a gig..so i’m gonna fill in for him. it’s gonna be the shit!
I should probably get ready…so…i’m gonna go.
enjoy my Brendon Urie quote, it applies to me.
No, I’m not conceited!!!
Ask Celeste, she’ll tell you
